18 April 2008

Moved

The surface of the earth in the Midwest has adjusted itself a few feet after a 5.2 magnitude earthquake in southern Illinois. It was strong enough to be felt for hundreds of miles. As far as we know no one was killed or injured. There were pictures of minor structural damage in Louisville, KY.

I'm pretty sure that someone in southern Illinois is to blame for this. Just on the off chance that there may be people down there who oppose Israeli policies toward Palestinians, we might be seeing God's curse upon those in smalltown Illinois who curse God's chosen. If that's the case, I'm shocked that it wasn't a stronger quake with massive skyscraper collapses and numerous casualties in cities such as St. Louis and Indianapolis. Perhaps this was just a warning shot from the Almighty!

So beware! Don't make God angry. Support Israel!! Send all of your money to John Hagee Ministries, Rod Parsley, and The 700 Club, giving God's blessing to those who bless Israel to assure that these warriors for the Chosen can ride in their stretch limos to their megachurches/TV studios in style and forthrightly avert a major earthquake in the Midwest.

And I'll be watching you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL
I think it was someone in St. Louis who is to blame for this:)

Doug Hoag said...

Oh oh-- that's too close for comfort. I feel the tremors already.

Kevin Beck said...

Awesome! This could be the beginning of the end. Well done, Southern Illinois.