19 September 2008

Trialogue with John McCain and Sarah Palin

Yeah, I made it up.

Me: I'd like to see all of us work for peace.
John: Well, that would be nice, Doug. But we have some unfinished business in the Middle East.
Sarah: Yeah, let's kill those bastards!!!
John: Very good, Sarah. Then I was thinking we could have a national cookout.
Sarah: I love it!! I'll bring the moose meat and all the trimmings!
Me: *sigh*

My next installment: Trialogue with Barack Obama and Joe Biden (also made up)

Another *sigh* coming your way.

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