So, the other day I ate a meal that was fit for a king.
"Here King, here King!"
(Thanks to the late Henny Youngman for that one.)
Why do we call dead people "late", as in "the late Henny Youngman"? What are they late for? A staff meeting?
"Where's Henny?"
"He's late."
"What, is he caught in traffic?"
"No. He's dead."
What about if you really are late for a staff meeting? Can you use the word "dead" in your excuse.
"Sorry I'm dead, but the traffic was awful!"
Cemeteries are full of late people. So don't be late or you'll be dead.
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Pastor of Trinity Lutheran Church, New Lenox, Illinois.
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I'm married with two children.
My MBTI type is E/INFP, in case that means anything to you.
My prayer: Lord, help me finish everything I sta
Most importantly, I believe that the reality and personage of God was uniquely and fully realized in the person of Jesus of Nazareth. No one else comes close.
Disclaimer: I am in no way responsible for the seizures and/or convulsions you may experience while reading this blog.
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