09 October 2008

Oooooo, I Love Bunions

I have bunions on my feet-- a huge honking one on my right foot and two little ones on my left. And, yes, they are painful.

I'm having surgery on the 16th to be de-bunionified. It's an outpatient procedure and I'll be home that afternoon. I'm not really concerned because the surgeon made it sound like a trip to Nassau. He convinced me thoroughly, so I'm looking forward to the array of chemicals that will be pumped into my veins. If I really enjoy them I might demand a prescription.

Better living through chemistry! Whatever.

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